Kwee speaks

KWEE
as told to by James Harris, art editor

A campus squirrel sees a lot of things in his time.

He sees protests, he sees student activities, he sees rugby practices, he sees heartbreaks and double takes.

A campus squirrel sees quite a bit.

From my vantage point among the trees, I have a better view and remembrance of the doings of campus than the finest security equipment available.

So here are a few tips on improving the situation.

Tip number one: work together to achieve goals. What's the harm in making a few friends while attending classes?

Tip number two: have fun. Okay, so maybe all those abbreviations are difficult to remember (SAPB, SGA, BUS, BCM, ETC.), but they sure know how to have a good time.

Tip number three: go to class. I've heard a hundred excuses in the afternoons while trying to get some sleep in the bushes. Well, go to class. You're keeping me awake.

Tip number four: kwee.