Election provides for little choice

by ADAM GRAHAM
guest columnist

I'm back... I know, you all are already bemoaning the fact that I have returned, again answering the call of the less fortunate.

In this case, I, too, fall into the category of the "less fortunate," that being because I'm an American citizen.

Now I'm sure you are all anxiously awaiting word as to what the great atrocity affecting all of us is, so here it is: I have a duty to vote in the presidential election.

It is that simple. I feel an obligation to vote.

Why, you may ask, is this such a terrible thing? After all, many people around the world would love to have a voice in their governing system.

Let me lay it out for you. I have to choose between two mediocre candidates, and oh, what a choice it is (heavy sarcasm here).

I could vote for Texas Gov. George W. Bush, who comes to us fresh off the coattails of his father, or I could vote for Vice President Al Gore, who frankly, got nominated only because he is the vice president.

I have examined the issues of each candidate, and find that I don't support either of their respective platforms. I question their abilities to lead our country, and quite frankly find myself fed up with "party politics" as usual.

Alas, I am struck down by the ever limiting two-party system. I do realize there are other options, but let's face it, they aren't much better.

I could throw away my vote on the Reform Party or the Green Party candidates ­ as if they have any chance of winning (not that I support their platforms in any case).

So I find that I must ask the question, what do I do now? Should I vote for the lesser of two evils? Should I throw away my vote? Should I join the ranks of the non-voting? (I shudder at the thought.) I don't have an answer to these questions, and this disturbs me. I would prefer to make my vote count, but I remain unsure of who to make it count for. To all of you facing similar troubles I say "good luck." Perhaps we can get together and collectively write-in Kermit the Frog ­ at least he can't screw things up.

Adam Graham is a reporter for The Parthenon. Comments may be sent to him at 311 Smith Hall.