by Neil Simon
April 18-20 and 25-27, 1996
| Name | Character |
|---|---|
| Kevin Pauley | Narrator - "The Writer" |
| Christopher Hennessey | Cherdyakov - "The Sneeze" |
| Melissa Lear | Mrs. Cherdyakov - "The Sneeze" |
| Frank Devono | General - "The Sneeze" |
| Reyna Malloy | Mrs. Brassilhov - "The Sneeze" |
| Kristine M. Kovarik | Mistress - "The Governess" |
| Ginger Wiley | Julia - "The Governess" |
| Shawn Ullerup | Army - "A Quiet War" |
| Jason Wood | Navy - "A Quiet War" |
| Kevin Pauley | Peter - "The Seduction" |
| Bryan Ashton-Ellis | Husband - "The Seduction" |
| Tara Phares | Wife - "The Seduction" |
| Kevin Pauley | Narrator - "A Drowned Man" |
| Bryan Ashton-Ellis | Sailor - "A Drowned Man" |
| Frank Devono | Policeman - "A Drowned Man" |
| Kevin Pauley | Voice - "Audition" |
| Lindsey Stevens | Girl - "Audition" |
| Shawn Ullerup | Kistunov - "Defenseless Creature" |
| Christopher Hennessey | Pochatkin - "Defenseless Creature" |
| Reyna Malloy | Woman - "Defenseless Creature" |
| Kevin Pauley | Father - "The Arrangement" |
| Jason Wood | Boy - "The Arrangement" |
| Ginger Wiley | Girl - "The Arrangement" |
| Name | Position |
|---|---|
| Lisa Higgins | Director |
| Robert Kovach | Set Designer |
| James Morris-Smith - ΑΨΩ | Lighting Designer |
| Janis Martin | Costume Designer |
| Tawnya Gibson | Scenic Artist |
| Susan Norman | Scenic Artist |
| Jason (Dexter) Presley | Scenic Artist |
| Katie Redd | Scenic Artist |
| Teresa Wilson | Scenic Artist |
| Suzanne York | Scenic Artist |
| Christopher Angus Houvouras | Assistant Director |
| Christopher Angus Houvouras | Stage Manager |
| Teresa Wilson | Assistant Stage Manager |
| Jay Miller | Rigger |
| Susan Norman | Rigger |
| Stephanie Hughes | Master Electrician |
| Peteria Cochran | Light Board Operator |
| Christina Tate | Audio Technician |
| Frank Devono | Properties |
| Randa Coffee | Deck Crew |
| Fred Elkins | Deck Crew |
| Reyna Malloy | Deck Crew |
| Tawnya Gibson | Construction Crew |
| Robert Kovach | Construction Crew |
| Shannon Miller | Construction Crew |
| Jason (Dexter) Presley | Construction Crew |
| Tyler Tackett | Construction Crew |
| Suzanne York | Construction Crew |
| Peteria Cochran | Costume Construction Crew |
| Randa Coffee | Costume Construction Crew |
| Fred Elkins | Costume Construction Crew |
| Kelly Jenkins | Costume Construction Crew |
| Kristine M. Kovarik | Costume Construction Crew |
| Reyna Malloy | Costume Construction Crew |
| Jennifer Matson | Costume Construction Crew |
| Jeremy Richter | Costume Construction Crew |
| Christina Tate | Costume Construction Crew |
| Susan (Quick) Dolen | Box Office Manager |
| Jessica Antoszewski | Box Office |
| Steve Burnett | House Manager |
| Michele Goodson | House Manager |
| Brett Hall | Photographer |
| Robin Kimball | Graphic Designer |
